A Special Conversation

"I gotta work up my nerve...pour myself an Old Fashioned and wear my lucky beaded caftan."

"You see, Suzy, sometimes there are very special dads, who like to wear ascots and embroidered smoking jackets with matching slippers. And collect Shirley Bassey albums and Linda Darnell memorabilia."

"Whee!!!!! Daddy's gay! Daddy's gay!"

It's Plaid, Dad!

The long and short of it: it's his day, so tell your father how special he is.

Or your daddy, if that's what you've got.